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Rants

Aug 18 2009

SQL PASS – Your Brain Can’t Afford For You To Not Attend

If you don’t attend the next PASS Summit in November 2009 your databases will cry.

By Timothy • PASS, Professional Development, Rants, SQL • • Tags: SQL Superpowers, Summit 2009

Aug 13 2009

Just How Much is Too Much?

An update on the vendor horror story involving a 2-week execution of a stored procedure that includes suprise upgrades, server creep, and the smell of rancid poo.

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated, Vendors •

Aug 8 2009

How Not to Project Manage (or How To Spend $100,000 of Someone Else’s Money)

It’s always important to involve the right individuals for the task at hand from the start of a project? You would not decide to cut the red wire or the blue wire without having Danny Glover next to you, so don’t architect and commit to an application implementation without all the right IT Professionals.

By Timothy • Professional Development, Rants, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Expensive Shizz, Things that give IT Professionals a bad name

Aug 3 2009

(in)Active August Post Two

inActive August day three and I am hitting my stride by not working up a sweat.

By Timothy • Cooking, Exercise, Rants, Syndicated • • Tags: Inactive August

Aug 2 2009

(in)Active August Post One

(in)Active August kicked off with a bang and a wimper and a loosening of the belt in the Ford household.

By Timothy • Cooking, Exercise, Fun Time, Rants, Syndicated • • Tags: Bacon, Inactive August, Things that make my wife walk funny

Jul 26 2009

Just How Long Is Too Long?

Just how long is too long for a SQL Server stored procedure to execute? Seconds? Minutes? Weeks? Yes, I said weeks…

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Authors, Performance Tuning

Jul 16 2009

Professional Courtesy Is Not Full of Suck

An excellent post by K. Brian Kelley about a vendor so full of suck it’s scary.

By Timothy • Professional Development, Rants, SQL, SQL Server Central Articles, Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: SQL Server Central (Not full of Suck), Things that are full of suck, Vendors

Jul 3 2009

Star Search It Ain’t

So, you have something to say about the technology you dabble in? You have a depth of knowledge? Why keep it to yourself or only discuss it with the 8 people that read your blog? Put together a Powerpoint presentation, get out to your local user group and SPEAK!

By Timothy • Interests, Media and Culture, PASS, Professional Development, Rants, Syndicated, Tech, West Michigan SQL Server Users Group / PASS Local Chapter • • Tags: Speaking, Stephen Hawking, User Groups

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