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12 Days of Christmas 2011

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 26 2011

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Twelfth day of Christmas I Give a Wish to You…Peace 11 SQL Never Not Dos! Ten Quick Hit Thumbscripts A Nine Hour Work Day I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Rants, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 24 2011

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas…2011

On the Eleventh day of Christmas I Give Some Tips to Thee…11 SQL Never Not Dos! Ten Quick Hit Thumbscripts A Nine Hour Work Day I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Best Practices, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, #BestPractices, SQL

On the Tenth Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 23 2011

On the Tenth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Tenth day of Christmas I Give a Gift to Thee…Ten Quick Hit Thumbscripts A Nine Hour Work Day I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, MSSQLTips, Syndicated, Tips and Tricks • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, MSSQLTips, SQL, Tips and Tricks

On the Ninth Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 23 2011

On the Ninth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Ninth day of Christmas my Words of Advice Would be… A Nine Hour Work Day I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity Well heck Tim, [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, #telecommuting

On the Eighth Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 21 2011

On the Eighth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Eighth day of Christmas my… I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity Ah, I love the Violent Femmes… Day 8.  The day to put down [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL

Dec 21 2011

On the Seventh Day of Christmas…2011

On the Seventh day of Christmas my Inbox Gave to Me… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity I geek out on metadata We each have our little niche area of our jobs [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL

Dec 19 2011

On the Sixth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Sixth day of Christmas my Server Admin gave to me… Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity RAM is Just Giving it Away on the Corner of Performance Boulevard and Buffer Lane No, RAM is not a [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL

Dec 17 2011

On the Fifth Day of Christmas…2011

On the fifth day of Christmas my Server Administrator gave to me… Five Volumes Minimum Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity   Five is a Magic Number When initially configuring a SQL Server be sure to fight the basic drive of your server administrators to [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas

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