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Professional Development

May 3 2010

SQLCruise 2010 Personalized Training ON A BOAT!

    That’s right.  We’re on a boat and Autotune is forbidden.  So is Auto_Growth.  But SQLCruise?  What is SQLCruise?    Is it a SQL Saturday afterparty?  Is it a Tweet-up at sea?    Is it a new training event unlike anything else that you’ve ever heard of?  Kind of, sort of, and oh yes indeed!   SQL Saturday [...]

By sqlagentman • Professional Development, SQL Cruise, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL Server, SQLCruise

Mar 15 2010

Enlist In Training The SQL N00B Crew With Me

I recently received an email from a reader asking about free training for SQL Server.  Without giving it a second thought I recommended SQL Saturday.  These events, now going on two years strong, are single-day training sessions on all things SQL Server as well professional development sessions geared towards the database professional.  The high-level of [...]

By sqlagentman • Professional Development, Rants, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: beginning SQL, SQL Saturday, SQLPASS

Feb 5 2010

Thing 1 Thing 2 and Thing 3. (or No Farm Animals Were Injured In The Making of This Post.)

Paul Randal (web|twitter) created another one of these chain blog memes recently when posting about the three things/events that brought him to his current circumstances on this little blue-green planet.  The meme eventually made its way to Jack Corbett (web|twitter) and then onto me.  As per normal processes when asked to make a list of [...]

By sqlagentman • Challenges, Family and Friends, Professional Development, Rants, Syndicated •

Jan 31 2010

A Thank You To New England

Thank you Grant Fritchey, Adam Mechanic, David Waugh, and all the others behind SQL Saturday all the way up to Andy Warren!  I had a great time presenting at SQL Saturday #34 (Boston) and learned some nice things to take back to the office first thing Monday morning. About to board a flight to Chicago [...]

By sqlagentman • Presentations, Professional Development, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL Saturday

Jan 29 2010

Speaking at SQL Saturday RicXXXXmond, er Boston. Or Mother Nature’s Reverse Cleveland Steamer.

Looks like Mother Nature is into giving certain IT professionals the old Reverse-Cleveland Steamer.  Yep, she dropped a big ol’ pile o’ cold poo on this SQL Server Presenter’s (and other’s) chests yesterday, causing the folks behind SQL Saturday #30 in Richmond to postpone until April 10, 2010.  This unfortunately coincides with Spring Break here [...]

By sqlagentman • Presentations, Professional Development, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL Saturday

Jan 17 2010

Whose Pony Is It Anyways? Or Where are My Pants, Peschka?

In a recent post I laid out a challenge to all bloggers to use five phrases and craft a blog post of their choosing as a study in stengthening their writing skills while having a little fun in the process.  This is my response to the challenge.  Phrases in boldface are those that had to [...]

By sqlagentman • Contests, Professional Development, Syndicated • • Tags: #whoseblog

Jan 9 2010

Whose Blog Is It Anyway?

When Comedy Central first came on the air, a quirky British improv show called Whose Line Is It Anyway became a cult hit. I remember sitting around in some state of impairment with my friends laughing our asses off each episode. Even the American version from ABC had some high points a decade later. It [...]

By Timothy • Contests, Professional Development, Syndicated •

Dec 31 2009

2010 Resolutions and Themeword

I’ve been tagged by Tom LaRock…   …to broadcast my resolutions for the next year for all to see (or at least the 6 readers of my blog to see, and the corporate attorney for my company to read should I say anything detrimental to THE HAND THAT FEEDS.)   There is only one issue [...]

By Timothy • Exercise, Family and Friends, MSSQLTips.com Articles, PASS, Professional Development, Rants, Red Gate Simple-Talk Articles, SQL Server Central Articles •

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