NSQLFW
For some reason I awoke this morning with the thoughts of
Dirty Reads
Bulk Inserts
Heavy Workloads
Big Data
on my mind. I’m starting to wonder if SQL is NSFW.
Perhaps it’s just the pants-free telecommuting catching up with me or maybe it’s just simply because it’s Friday. In honor of that, and the simple fact that I’ve not done a Fun Friday post in a while take a break and share you little dirty secret SQL phrases…
after all I’ve already shown you mine…
NSQLSFT? (No SQL Safe From Tim?)
My favorite is the GROPU BY clause.
I always have difficulty choosing between a UNION and an INHER JOIN
Perhaps this is why SQL won’t run on UNIX? 😉