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Aug 13 2009

Upcoming Webcast: My Top 10 Dynamic Management Objects

I will be speaking on the topic of my Top 10 Dynamic Management Views (DMVs) and Functions (DMFs) next Thursday (8/20) at 11:00 am Eastern Time.  I’ll identify my picks for the most-coolest of the cool and whackest of the whack DMOs and how to use them to make yourself a more productive DBA.  The [...]

By Timothy • Quest Software, SQL, SQLServerPedia, Syndicated • • Tags: Presentations, Things that won't score chicks if you cite it in a bar

May 7 2009

Good Third Party Vendors Are Like Drug Dealers (in a good way)

Yesterday I was in full crisis mode dealing with a production server that was not showing love to the users; I call that Wednesday.  Phone rings; number I’m not familiar with, and harmless according to the caller id.  I answer it and get a full press sales pitch from <REDACTED> barely after I can get [...]

By Timothy • Rants, Red Gate, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Mexican Intellisense, Quest, Rants, Red Gate, SQL, SQL Sentry, Tech

Dec 4 2008

I am the Dumbest Guy in The Room

Last night was the Friends of Red Gate dinner at the PASS Summit. This was held at Ruth’s Chris Steak House and can be best-described in a simple two word phrase: Porntastic Meatfest. I was personally invited to the Red Gate function as a benefit to being a member of the Friends of Red Gate. Friends of Red Gate are provided full licenses to all Red Gate products. They are influential members of the SQL Server community: Chapter Leaders, Authors, Bloggers, PASS leadership, MVPs, or they are named Tim Ford and must live in mitten-shaped states that start with “M”.

By Timothy • Red Gate, Syndicated •

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