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Jun 4 2009

CONGRATULATION FOR WINNER LUCKY SEQUEL SERVER LOTTERY

Vendors want access as System Administrator in SQL Server? Well, you may have just won the SEQUEL SERVER SWEEPSTAKE BIG MONEY LUCKY DAY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY VIAGRA ITTY BITTY SPIDDY COMMITTEE LOTTERY.

By Timothy • Fun Time, Rants, SQL, Tech • • Tags: Best Practices, Itty Bitty Spiddy Committee, Lottery Winner, Security, SQL Server

Jun 3 2009

Give Me A Coconut and Six Months

If you had no other matters to attend to at work what would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO HOTSHOT?

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: Backups, Challenge, Gilligan's Island, Monitoring, Security, SQL Server, WW(a DBA)D

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