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SQL N00B Crew

Aug 17 2010

The Most Experienced N00B In The Room

Today marks the start of my second week on the job with a new company in almost 11 years.  I severely underestimated what that means: new connection methods, new software, new communication tools, new naming conventions, processes, and workplace methodologies.  Heck, I have yet to even get exposed to new personnel/HR policies – I was [...]

By Tim • Professional Development, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL N00B Crew

Jul 12 2010

Top 13 SQL Server Mistakes and Missteps – #9 Service Accounts

The service accounts for SQL Server have undergone expansion in the past few releases of Microsoft SQL Server. Back in the days of SQL Server 2000 and earlier you only had to deal with configuring a service account for the SQL and the SQL Agent services. Now you have to contend with those in addition [...]

By Tim • Best Practices, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL N00B Crew, SQL Server, Top 13 Mistakes

Jun 20 2010

What is a Transaction?

OK, Hive Mind I have an assignment for you.  As I plod through the edit phase of my Performance Tuning with SQL Server DMVs book I’ve been asked by my Overlord PITA Task Master Editor to explain what I mean by Transaction when used in discussing the sys.dm_tran_ … Dynamic Management Objects.  Of course we’ve [...]

By Tim • Contests, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL N00B Crew

Jun 1 2010

Top 13 SQL Server Mistakes and Missteps – #10 Default Database Autogrowth Settings

By default, new databases are created with the following basic file settings: Data File: 2 MB 1 MB unrestricted growth Log File 1Mb 10% unrestricted growth Just exactly why is this bad?  It will assuredly increase the frequency at which files will grow automatically…    A transaction log file, if configured for autogrowth, will expand when it [...]

By sqlagentman • Best Practices, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL, SQL N00B Crew, Top 13 Mistakes

May 25 2010

SQL Saturday #27 Wrap Up and Presentation Files Link

Thank you Portland, Oregon and all those associated with puting together and participating in SQL Saturday #27 on 5/22/2010.  I would personally like to thank the anonymous, but freakishly tall gentleman who attended my last session of the day and was somehow able to reach the projector on the ceiling in order to restart it after [...]

By sqlagentman • Dynamic Management Objects, Presentations, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Saturday, Syndicated • • Tags: Dynamic Management Objects, Presentations, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Saturday

May 20 2010

SQL Saturday #27 – Portland

I will be presenting on two topics at SQL Saturday #27 in Portland, OR this weekend:  Backup and Disaster Recovery for N00Bs and Indexing Dynamic Management Views.  It’s going to be exhausting, but fun: out of Detroit at 8pm EDT – Into Portland around 11pm PDT (that’s 2 AM “real” time folks if you don’t [...]

By sqlagentman • Dynamic Management Objects, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Saturday, Syndicated, Travel • • Tags: Presentations, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Saturday

May 14 2010

In Defense of SQL: The Family Picnic & Dropping SQL Server Features

 Paul Randal recently streaked through the the family picnic and tossed-down a hornet’s nest on the dessert table by starting a meme on which five things Microsoft should drop from their SQL Server product.  I came to this party late – and uninvited – but I’m going to go ahead and drop my junk in [...]

By sqlagentman • Rants, SQL, SQL N00B Crew • • Tags: 5 Things To Drop From SQL, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Server

May 10 2010

Top 13 SQL Server Mistakes and Missteps – #11 Memory Settings

#11 – Memory Settings Unless you have been working with SQL Server for a while, you may not go into the Server Properties or Facets and tweak much of anything after a successfull install.  After all, there are a great deal of things out there and it can be really confusing.  Let’s keep it really [...]

By sqlagentman • Best Practices, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL, SQL N00B Crew, Top 13 Mistakes

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