May 20 2010
I will be presenting on two topics at SQL Saturday #27 in Portland, OR this weekend: Backup and Disaster Recovery for N00Bs and Indexing Dynamic Management Views. It’s going to be exhausting, but fun: out of Detroit at 8pm EDT – Into Portland around 11pm PDT (that’s 2 AM “real” time folks if you don’t [...]
May 14 2010
Paul Randal recently streaked through the the family picnic and tossed-down a hornet’s nest on the dessert table by starting a meme on which five things Microsoft should drop from their SQL Server product. I came to this party late – and uninvited – but I’m going to go ahead and drop my junk in [...]
May 10 2010
#11 – Memory Settings Unless you have been working with SQL Server for a while, you may not go into the Server Properties or Facets and tweak much of anything after a successfull install. After all, there are a great deal of things out there and it can be really confusing. Let’s keep it really [...]
Apr 30 2010
#12 SELECT * Plain and simple this is a lazy habit that causes performance problems and possible code fail over the application lifecycle. That is all. “Explain myself” you say? Fine. Imagine you’re given a grocery list by your Significant Other that states: “Go to the Sunny Mart and buy everything. It’s exactly what we [...]
Apr 26 2010
#13 Being A Visible DBA At The Wrong Time I’ve given presentations where I state that one of the qualities of being a good DBA is being a visible one. The days of being a Database Administrator that sits in the smallest cubicle next to the noisy refrigerator and generally avoided by the rest of the [...]
Apr 23 2010
I give you exhibit A: The Last Straw: Yes, Third Party Software vendors out there are still trying to ruffie our SQL Servers. I encountered these instructions yesterday when reviewing a pending installation process. What you don’t see here though are items 1-11 in their instructions (one being a requirement for [...]
Apr 21 2010
First of all I can’t take credit for this. The credit for what I’m about to show you comes courtesy of Steve Jones and the crew of 1,000s over at SQLServerCentral. When I stumbled across this today I felt like Charlie Sheen on a bender in Amsterdam. What am I talking about? Well, it’s about turning SQL Server Management Studio [...]
Apr 16 2010
As always seems to be the case I’m still changing up my newest presentation right up until the last minute. Yes, tomorrow I’ll be delivering two presentations here in Elk Grove, IL – where apparently the 1970′s never came to an end according to the bar I’m sitting in now surrounded by Teamsters and locals [...]
