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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…2011

Dec 26 2011

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…2011

On the Twelfth day of Christmas I Give a Wish to You…Peace 11 SQL Never Not Dos! Ten Quick Hit Thumbscripts A Nine Hour Work Day I FORGOT WHAT EIGHT WAS FOR… Seven Reports to Start My Day Six Gb of RAM Five Volumes Minimum… Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Rants, Syndicated • 0 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas

Nov 11 2010

Dr. David DeWitt Should Do Every Keynote. Ever.

It’s the final day of the Professional Association for SQL Server Summit 2010 in Seattle and after 4 days of Pre-Cons, sessions, networking, meetings, networking, and nights where your hours of sleep is almost equivalent to the ratio of DBAs::databases in your environment your ability to learn new things has just about hit its limit. [...]

By Tim • PASS Summit, Rants, SQLServerPedia • • Tags: David DeWitt

Aug 2 2010

SQL Cruise Has Begun.

By Timothy • Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: SQL Cruise

Jul 12 2010

Top 13 SQL Server Mistakes and Missteps – #9 Service Accounts

The service accounts for SQL Server have undergone expansion in the past few releases of Microsoft SQL Server. Back in the days of SQL Server 2000 and earlier you only had to deal with configuring a service account for the SQL and the SQL Agent services. Now you have to contend with those in addition [...]

By Tim • Best Practices, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL N00B Crew, SQL Server, Top 13 Mistakes

Jul 6 2010

The Need For Good Data Is All Around Us

 Hi.  I’m Tim.  We may have met here before but it’s been a while.  Sorry about that. I needed a life.  For a day.  You see, I’m finally in the last stages of writing my first and only book.  I toss in my sleep with Dynamic Management View-based queries in my head.  I hear the [...]

By sqlagentman • Fun Time, Rants, Syndicated, Travel • • Tags: Data, Fun Time, Independence Day

May 17 2010

Vennshka Diagram of a Typical Geek Conversation

I alluded to taking the time to chart out a recent conversation that took place between myself and Jeremiah Peschka (blog|twitter).  Before you proceed I want to stress that we were both sober.  It highlights though just how prone people in our profession are towards the shiny side of life.  The distractions abound for those [...]

By sqlagentman • Fun Time, Tech •

May 14 2010

In Defense of SQL: The Family Picnic & Dropping SQL Server Features

 Paul Randal recently streaked through the the family picnic and tossed-down a hornet’s nest on the dessert table by starting a meme on which five things Microsoft should drop from their SQL Server product.  I came to this party late – and uninvited – but I’m going to go ahead and drop my junk in [...]

By sqlagentman • Rants, SQL, SQL N00B Crew • • Tags: 5 Things To Drop From SQL, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Server

May 10 2010

Top 13 SQL Server Mistakes and Missteps – #11 Memory Settings

#11 – Memory Settings Unless you have been working with SQL Server for a while, you may not go into the Server Properties or Facets and tweak much of anything after a successfull install.  After all, there are a great deal of things out there and it can be really confusing.  Let’s keep it really [...]

By sqlagentman • Best Practices, SQL N00B Crew, Syndicated • • Tags: SQL, SQL N00B Crew, Top 13 Mistakes

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