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Best Practices

Apr 23 2010

Bad Decisions: Not Just For The Young Hollywood Elite

I give you exhibit A: The Last Straw:                        Yes, Third Party Software vendors out there are still trying to ruffie our SQL Servers.  I encountered these instructions yesterday when reviewing a pending installation process.  What you don’t see here though are items 1-11 in their instructions (one being a requirement for [...]

By sqlagentman • Best Practices, Fun Time, Rants, Syndicated • • Tags: Best Practices, SA, SQL N00B Crew, SQL Server

Jun 4 2009

CONGRATULATION FOR WINNER LUCKY SEQUEL SERVER LOTTERY

Vendors want access as System Administrator in SQL Server? Well, you may have just won the SEQUEL SERVER SWEEPSTAKE BIG MONEY LUCKY DAY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY VIAGRA ITTY BITTY SPIDDY COMMITTEE LOTTERY.

By Timothy • Fun Time, Rants, SQL, Tech • • Tags: Best Practices, Itty Bitty Spiddy Committee, Lottery Winner, Security, SQL Server

Mar 6 2009

A Line in the Sand

What are your practices when it comes to dealing with commercially developed database performance issues in your environment?

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: Best Practices, Rants, SQL, Syndicated

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