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Apr 27 2009

SQL Quiz 4 – A Great Leader From Your Past

A pond is forever changed when a single pebble is dropped to it’s hidden depths. The effect is invisible on the surface, but the pond will never be the same. Each person we come into contact with leaves a mark on us long after they’re gone. We do the same to every other person we meet. This is a story about one of my pebbles.

By Timothy • Family and Friends, Rants, SQL, Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: Family, Friends, General George S. Patton, Karen Carpenter, SQL Server, SQLPASS

Feb 8 2009

“You Got me WHAT?” a Valentine’s Day Love Story for the Ages

Valentine’s Day. Time to take down the Christmas tree and follow the Fail Trail to some lousy gift for the one you love. May I suggest NOT buying that special someone home mechanical equipment unless that someone is a man. We love that sh**.

By Timothy • Family and Friends, Fun Time •

Dec 28 2008

I’m Most-Certainly Going to Hell. Soon.

Hell and a possible lawsuit for ADA violations await me for my arrogance at a local Best Buy.

By Timothy • Family and Friends, Fun Time •

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