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Dec 17 2011

On the Fifth Day of Christmas…2011

On the fifth day of Christmas my Server Administrator gave to me… Five Volumes Minimum Four Words to Live By… Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity   Five is a Magic Number When initially configuring a SQL Server be sure to fight the basic drive of your server administrators to [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • 1 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas

Dec 16 2011

On the Fourth Day of Christmas…2011

On the fourth day of Christmas I gave a gift to you… Four Words to Live By Three Training Events… Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity   Stop As in “Know when to Stop.” This bit of advice applies to many things.  Knowing when to call it a day, turn of the lights, [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • 2 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL

Dec 15 2011

On the Third Day of Christmas… 2011

On the third day of Christmas my Manager gave to me… Three Training Events Two Twitter Handles… and Mirrored Disks with Parity   I Can’t Get No Satisfaction I am never satisfied with the amount of knowledge I possess.  Most of us are like that in our profession because if we stand still we are [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • 1 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, PASS, Professional Association for SQL Server, SQL Cruise, SQLCruise

Dec 14 2011

On the Second Day of Christmas…2011

On the second day of Christmas I gave a gift to me… Two Twitter Handles and Mirrored Disks with Parity. Two Twitter Handles… why? A Base Twitter Primer Twitter, in and of itself is a great tool for communicating with one, or many “followers” in 140 characters.  At the core it really is nothing more [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, Syndicated • 5 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL, Twitter

Dec 13 2011

On the First Day of Christmas… 2011

On the first day of Christmas my SAN Admin gave to me striped disks with parity… Yes, this is known as RAID 5 and is ideal and preferred for user database data files in Microsoft SQL Server.  Why? Satisfactory performance – disks are striped Good redundancy – parity is distributed Lowest-cost RAID option for performance [...]

By Tim Ford • 12 Days of Christmas 2011, SQL, Syndicated • 2 • Tags: #12DaysofSQLChristmas, SQL, sqlagentman

Dec 12 2011

Thank You All

The Apology Before I continue I owe everyone an apology.  I’m sure I’ve been absolutely, positively annoying in my near-constant soliciting for votes for #DBAInSpace.  I now am quite assured that I’ll never go into politics because I find it quite difficult to walk the fine line between distributing my message and micromanaging the voting [...]

By Tim Ford • Red Gate, Syndicated • 0 • Tags: #DBAInSpace, SQL

Dec 9 2011

Fun Friday Word Seek #1

This week’s Friday Fun here on thesqlagentman.com is a classic wordseek of SQL-centric words, terms, phrases, and keywords.  Take a break when you have a moment and enjoy!  Let’s meet back here next week to have a bit more fun. Y I G E N O D E E V B N I S H [...]

By Tim Ford • Fun Time • 0 • Tags: Fun Friday, SQL, wordseek

Dec 8 2011

A Good DBA Doesn’t Exist

That line is all about context.  Am I saying there is no such thing as a good DBA?  I hope not.  I’m referring to the fact that a successful DBA is invisible to those users that unknowingly rely on him or her daily – as mythical as the Chupacabra, free love, and universal phone charger [...]

By Tim Ford • Professional Development • 1 • Tags: DBA, SQL

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