NSQLFW

For some reason I awoke this morning with the thoughts of

 

Dirty Reads

Bulk Inserts

Heavy Workloads

Big Data

 

on my mind.  I’m starting to wonder if SQL is NSFW.
Perhaps it’s just the pants-free telecommuting catching up with me or maybe it’s just simply because it’s Friday.  In honor of that, and the simple fact that I’ve not done a Fun Friday post in a while take a break and share you little dirty secret SQL phrases…

 

after all I’ve already shown you mine…