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Feb 24 2011

The Latest on Trevor

I couldn’t come up with a cinematic or musically-themed title for a post that covers what has gone on since I last updated everyone on Trevor.  I don’t think that Hollywood could come up with a plot to match what’s gone on. Particularly since they’re too busy out there trying to come up with a reboot [...]

By Tim Ford • Uncategorized • • Tags: #sqltrevor

Feb 17 2011

Watching The Clock

Wednesday, February 16th? In the continuing saga of my son Trevor, today was a frustrating day of watching the clock.  For the last 36 hours the routine has been the same:  he eats, he hurts, he hits the Junior DBA’s room, he cries, he rests, we walk the halls of the childrens ward.  Repeat. It’s [...]

By Tim Ford • Family and Friends • • Tags: #sqltrevor

Feb 15 2011

Smash The Mirror

We’ve had a few more days of lows and much better highs the past few days since I first laid bare my son, Trevor’s, medical issues on this blog.  Saturday February 12 found us in a sit-wait-stay-good dog position.  Baby steps continued, but were always aided by scheduled Morphine and hindered by boredom and short [...]

By Tim Ford • Family and Friends • • Tags: #sqltrevor

Feb 12 2011

Through the Looking Glass

  Many of you by now have seen the tweets or Facebook posts about issues surrounding my ten-year-old son, Trevor.  For those who have publicly, privately, or unbenknownst to me expressed their support (for the most part) to a kid they’ve never met before, I appreciate it and then close this run-on-sentence. Up until 8 months ago Trev was a [...]

By Tim Ford • Family and Friends • • Tags: #sqltrevor

Jan 11 2011

T-SQL Tuesday #014- Resolutions

Why waste the bits on anything that could only pale in comparison to Rob Farley’s submission for this month’s T-SQL Tuesday?  Therefore I submit to you the shortest blog post in T-SQL Tuesday history… What HE Said.

By Tim Ford • Syndicated, T-SQL Tuesday • • Tags: resolutions, T-SQL Tuesday

Jan 11 2011

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

While examining things you can do with the sys.dm_os_info Dynamic Management View I ran across an interesting outcome concerning SQL Server start time. Theorhetically, you can determine the last start time for your SQL Server services via any of the three methods: Create Date of tempdb (because tempdb is recreated each time the SQL services [...]

By Tim Ford • Dynamic Management Objects, Syndicated • • Tags: DMVs, sevice start time, SQL Server

Dec 23 2010

SQL Scripts Manager Releases Today

Over three years ago Tony Davis, Editor at Simple-Talk.com (Red Gate Software’s blog site) gave me my first break as an author.  Tony was also the editor of the Performance Tuning with Dynamic Management Views book I recently completed with Louis Davidson.  It was therefore a no-brainer when I was approached by Red Gate to be a [...]

By Tim • Red Gate • • Tags: Red Gate, SQL Scripts Manager

Dec 22 2010

On The 12 Days of SQL Christmas…

. On the first day of Christmas Twitter gave to me:  A witty comment from @buckwoody On the second day of Christmas a purchase order gave to me:  A Standard Edition two node cluster On the third day of Christmas Gottfried Leibniz gave to me: 11 cheers for binary On the fourth day of Christmas [...]

By Tim • Fun Time, Syndicated •

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