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May 7 2009

Good Third Party Vendors Are Like Drug Dealers (in a good way)

Yesterday I was in full crisis mode dealing with a production server that was not showing love to the users; I call that Wednesday.  Phone rings; number I’m not familiar with, and harmless according to the caller id.  I answer it and get a full press sales pitch from <REDACTED> barely after I can get [...]

By Timothy • Rants, Red Gate, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Mexican Intellisense, Quest, Rants, Red Gate, SQL, SQL Sentry, Tech

Mar 6 2009

A Line in the Sand

What are your practices when it comes to dealing with commercially developed database performance issues in your environment?

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated, Tech • • Tags: Best Practices, Rants, SQL, Syndicated

Feb 26 2009

I Was In The Pool! Dealing With SQL Shrinkage.

Sure, we tell you not to do stupid things to your SQL instances: never turn on auto shrink, never turn on auto close, never NOT back up your databases, never use sa for anything – ever. Those things we still stand by. However, there are times you may need to shrink a database or not backup a database: the important thing is to know when it’s appropriate to do inappropriate things in SQL Server.

By Timothy • Rants, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Bad Things, Indexing, MIP, SQL

Feb 20 2009

Index-Index-Index-Index-GOOSE! (Part One)

Overview of the statistical indexing DMVs and DMFs for SQL Server. sys.dm_db_index_operational_stats, sys.dm_db_index_usage_stats, and sys.dm_db_index_phyisical_stats.

By Timothy • SQL, SQLServerPedia, Syndicated, Tips and Tricks • • Tags: Indexing, SQL, SQLServerPedia

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