Oh hello UDF inside of a UDF inside of a UDF insi…
Oh hello UDF inside of a UDF inside of a UDF inside of a UDF. Certainly you *can’t* be causing any I/O issues here! #sqlfail
Oh hello UDF inside of a UDF inside of a UDF inside of a UDF. Certainly you *can’t* be causing any I/O issues here! #sqlfail