I’ve been orbiting in and around Buck Woody’s (web / twitter) circle of sweetness since we co-presented on SQL Server DMVs yesterday for Quest Software’s Breakfast with the Experts panel. Without getting into what I’ve learned from him on a technical level (much) I did learn that he is an equal-opportunity offender. Here is just the list of those that Jen McCown (the better half of MidnightDBA.com / twitter) kept count of in his final session (on Performance Tuning in SQL Server 2008).
|Country Music Fans|
|Brent Ozar and Jason Massie|
|Washington State DOT||2|
|Airlines, Not Alaska Airlines|
|United Airlines In Particular||2|
|Buck Woody’s Parents (for naming him)|
|Metrosexuals Eating Bananas In Public|
|Metrosexuals Not Eating Bananas In Public|
|Young Women Who Look Like Old Women|
|The Scottish Circus Folk Who Sired Paul Randal|
|Lawn Service Companies|
|Lawn Service Companies That Hire Aging Child Actors|
|Allen White (for taking a call in the session)|
Seriously though; all comments made in jest and the session was great.