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Fun Time

Jan 21 2009

How My Dog’s Ovaries Got Me Through Writer’s Block

I’ve not written either for this blog, the book I am working on with Louis Davidson, or MSSQLTips for a while now due to a wicked case of writer’s block. What fixed that? Barack Obama and my dog’s ovaries.

By Timothy • Fun Time, Rants •

Dec 28 2008

I’m Most-Certainly Going to Hell. Soon.

Hell and a possible lawsuit for ADA violations await me for my arrogance at a local Best Buy.

By Timothy • Family and Friends, Fun Time •

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