SQL-LIBS #1: I’m Just A Sheep Following Orders

Why should Fridays be reserved for fun and office hi-jinx?  I’ve been threatening to do this for quite some time, but starting today I will be converting a legitimate piece of email or vendor documentation I’ve encountered into a fill-in-the-blank-style-rhymes-with-ad-lib form (don’t sue me you-know-who-you-are) for you to use as a stress breaker with your co-workers [...]