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Boring things that won’t get you dates but may gain you geek cred.

Sep 18 2009

My Laptop, Now With 100% More Lando!

I’m pimping out… my laptop that is, but I need your help. Lando can only do so much!

By Timothy • Dynamic Management Objects, Fun Time, Presentations, SQL, Syndicated • • Tags: Boring things that won't get you dates but may gain you geek cred., Lando Calrissian, Vintage Star Wars

Jul 27 2009

Find All Logins With VIEW SERVER STATE Permissions

How do I determine if a login has the VIEW SERVER STATE permissions needed to query the Dynamic Management Views and Dynamic Management Functions in Microsoft SQL Server? A simple query…

By Timothy • Dynamic Management Objects, SQL, Syndicated, Tips and Tricks • • Tags: Boring things that won't get you dates but may gain you geek cred.

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